Last night I stumbled across the website for Dean Graziosi, apparently a guru of "real estate warehousing" or as we all know the game by it's easier name: flipping.

He can afford his flawless skin as long as you keep paying to go to his seminars and buy his books.

The reason why I stumbled across this dude and his broke MLM followers was: "how do I advertise my real estate scams for next to nothing?".

If you have to pony up 5-figures just to buy a house now, how you gonna get a house with $0 in 2011?

No doubt, if you see anyone near you with this tome, be sure to take it from them when they're not around and burn that book before they turn into the next zombie running around strange neighborhoods at 3AM putting up coroplast everywhere.